There was an attempt: Pizza

For the last, I don’t know, several months I’ve been watching FoodTube. I love watching Kenji, Babish, and Joshua Weissman. Who doesn’t?

Well, after a couple weeks of watching videos from the latter of the three, I decided to try one of his pizza recipes.

I didn’t think to take any pictures last night when I was making the dough, so you’ll have to use your imagination. I followed the recipe for the Roman Dough on Joshua’s website. I measured everything out accordingly since I have a food scale (which all of them say you need for baking) and started following the directions. It did not go as I had hoped.

When I started to mix the wet and dry ingredients I didn’t fully know what to expect having only ever watched the videos (typically on my phone) so I didn’t recognize right away that something was wrong. The dough was too sticky. I pushed on anyway, thinking “maybe this is what he meant in the recipe?” I kept following the recipe as best I could. Mix, rest, slap and fold, rest, slap and fold again. Each time the dough was still too sticky, so I decided to let it rest a third time and rewatch Josh’s video on the Neapolitan vs roman pizza. Surely it was something minute that I overlooked. Nope, nothing.

So at the end of the night, after I had put my little dough baby in the fridge, I checked the recipe again. Being the usually vigilant and detail oriented person I am I did eventually notice something was off and wondered how I had missed this all important detail. Like, so important that everyone on FoodTube making dough calls it out EVERY TIME.

The measurements were wrong. I did some cross checking with other unrelated sites to confirm my suspicion as I did the math.

What Josh had in his recipe was 600g of bread flour and 432g of water (for 64% hydration). This was huge. So I took this information and submitted a message on his website to let him know. 432g would actually be 72% hydration… No wonder it was too sticky all the way through the process! If I had truly wanted to hit the 64% mark I would have ACTUALLY needed 384g of water.

So like I said, I submitted a message on the site. We’ll see if I get a response. In the meantime, if you come across this post and you’re having the same issue, know that you’re not alone.

Jack of all trades

What’s something most people don’t know about you?

This really depends on who’s asking! Over the years I’ve been at my current job, multiple times I’ve surprised people when a conversation steers itself into my territory of random knowledge and experiences. After some of those conversations I have even had coworkers come to me privately to ask for some advice relating to whatever topic was just discussed! After a while, most of them caught on that I really am just a “jack of all trades” type. (Someone even referenced Red Green once.)

Things that I can do that have surprised my coworkers:

  • Cook and bake
  • Home maintenance/repair
  • Automotive
  • Car audio
  • Motorcycles and small engines
  • Horse care
  • Computer building
  • Coding/scripting (this is relatively new for me)
  • Streaming/broadcasting
  • Video games (this is definitely a hobby but I’ve had coworkers ask for advice for their kids sake)
  • Writing

I think that covers the knowledge and skills that have been most prevalent over the years. I’m sure there’s more I can pull up from the dusty recesses of memories but they’re probably more just travel related experiences of things I’ve done, just not consistently.

Anything catch your attention?