This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

The pressure is real, but you need the practice. Running, darting back and forth between cover while trying to watch your back. There’s no telling when your opponent will strike. Unseen like a wraith on this digital battlefield.

A flash.

Darkness.

A new notification.

It simply reads “git gud scrub.”

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user TheBigPapaPanda. It’s finally over.

What happened after their encounter was awful.

The guys had become addicted to the drinks due to their party and darthzelduh got revenge by preventing the guys from getting anymore boba.

They begged and pleaded for more.

The boba shop eventually relented, but on one condition. Make up with darthzelduh.

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh. This is the penultimate chapter in the Boba Wars feud between TheBigPapaPanda and darthzelduh.

Darthzelduh began to walk over to her friends before freezing in place.

She had glanced down to the drinks their hands and realized what was going on.

“I see how it is. Well, enjoy it while it lasts.”

Dragon and Panda have no idea the revenge she is now plotting.

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user TheBigPapaPanda. This is chapter 3 of the Boba Wars. Things are about to get dicey!

The boba party continued, and as they finished the first drink, their heightened joy began to fade.
Panda, now briefly free of the fog of boba bliss, reaches for his next drink and sees darthzelduh rounding the corner.
“Psst, hey Dragon,” he whispers “don’t invite darth over here for boba.”

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh. This request is chapter 2 of the boba feud between TheBigPapaPanda and darthzelduh.

The day was nearly perfect, or so darthzelduh thought.

She walked along happy as can be, unaware of the joyous occasion she was missing out on.

She rounded the corner, and what did she find?

That her friends, Dragon and Panda, had forgotten to invite her to their boba party!

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user TheBigPapaPanda. I should also mention that this particular request sparked an amicable boba feud between TheBigPapaPanda and darthzelduh. The following is chapter one in what we ended up calling the “Boba Wars” which has nothing to do with Boba Fett or Star Wars.

The amazing two for one drink that's a snack, boba, is always a cause for celebration! So much so that it's practically an addiction, and Dragon invites his AMAZING friend to a boba party. Sipping and chewing away the day on their favorite drink, they have become happy and fulfilled.

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

‘Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Party Time! Excellent!‘

“Ha, alright, welcome back to Wayne’s World! Today on the show we have someone who claims they have a way to drink blood WITHOUT turning people into ghouls!”

“Haha, what is it, magical leprechaun farts? Nooo thaaanks.”

Then they bite their guest. Excellent!

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

Little Hiltz always had trouble sleeping at night.

One day, he was walking along the road. Bored, he stopped to look at a field and counted animals.

His eyes drooped. Then he woke up at home with the softest sheep wool pillow. Now every night he counts himself to sleep.

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user BoneBoi51n5.

The original prompt request was rather long, so I shortened to something more manageable for a title.

Original Prompt: Area 51, the capitol, you’ve raided their secrets, at great cost to your sanity, you have achieved ultimate power… You are Florida Man.

I fuckin’ KNEW IT! I told everyone and nobody would listen!

Well, fuck ‘em. It took a lot of work but I proved them wrong.

Everyone doubted I could get into Area 51. But I showed them! I stole it ALL!

Now I alone control the aliens through my squirrels!

Educational Note: For anyone reading this that’s not aware, “Florida Man” is a meme about the wild and unbelievable news stories that come out of Florida. It’s not just that everyone living there teaches their pet crocodiles to ride 4-wheelers, or stabbing each other with squirrels over a petty squabble. State and Local governments of Florida operate under the “Sunshine” Law, which (in brief terms) increases government transparency by making all records public as soon as they are available. This includes making arrest records available to the public, which is where the “Florida Man” gets its outrageous origins. According to the text of the law itself, there ARE exceptions, but otherwise almost nothing is locked up behind bureaucracy and red tape. There, that’s a thing a you know now. Have a great day!

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh. Additional note: Plex is darthzelduh’s dog.

I got to scare her awake again to get me breakfast.

Then she didn’t grumble when I wanted to go outside and sunbathe. FOR AN HOUR!

She took me to the groomers where all the ladies loved me. Then I got to see grandpa!

Today. Was. THE BEST DAY! EVER!