Maximizing a pizza

Suppose you could make your own pizza with unlimited free toppings. What would you pick to maximize the value, while not compromising on taste and integrity of the pizza?

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There’s a lot to consider with this prompt. Depending on the crust and baking method, you could really mess this up!

I suppose something else to consider is if you’re ordering this pizza or making it yourself at home with whatever equipment you have at your disposal.

That being said, MY two key takeaways from the prompt are centered around the integrity. Add too many solid/dense toppings and you run the risk of underbaking the crust. Add too much cheese and/or greasy toppings and the pizza turns into a puddle of grease. You have to strike a good balance.

To answer the prompt about picking toppings to maximize value? Probably lots of cheese and bacon on a thick crust, baked extra long to make certain the crust is fully baked and sturdy enough for the impending deluge of greasy goodness. Just keeping it simple.

Acting by appearance

Does how you feel about your appearance affect how you act during the day?

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I’m sure there are some aspects of how I look that affect how I act throughout the day in ways I don’t even realize, but I can say for certain that there are definitely things I consciously recognize as well. Do I know how to describe any of these things, though?

The answer is “not really.”

A random reworking of family dynamics

Suppose you were not related to your family, and they are all around the same age as you. Do you think you would get along as friends?

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This is hard to imagine. When I think back to growing up in Colorado, I’m reminded of the fact that my two older siblings and myself all went through middle and high school independently of each other. I shared part of that time with my younger brother, and as adults we’re very similar, but we’re definitely different from our two older siblings. So if we were all the same age? I think we would be okay, overall, but I don’t know that I would be close enough friends with my older brother because he would still be off doing his own thing.

I can’t say anything specific about how I might relate to my nieces and nephews if they were the same age as me, because personally they haven’t developed enough emotionally/mentally to have a strong connection with me on my level. That being said, if for some reason we flipped the script on the prompt by saying I was suddenly the same age as them? Yes, I could see myself getting along with them as friends.

Now, time to consider my dad, who is almost twice my age. Given the different eras we grew up in, with different values and priorities, I don’t know that I would get along with him if he were my age. Honestly, he seems like a very different person from the man I knew growing up in Colorado to who he is today (and has been for the better part of the last decade.)

Truly, this prompt is a difficult thought experiment to run in my mind. It’s hard to judge the potential character of people who haven’t grown up yet, or who have aged out of the norms of society, and determine if you could be friends with them.

Responding to different threats

How do you typically respond to a threat? (fight, flight, freeze, flop, friend)

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I know the prompt is asking for a “typical response” style, but honestly it really depends on the type of threat and situation.

My typical response might actually be trying to de-escalate the situation so everyone can go on their way. Otherwise, I might be walking away from the situation unless the threat isn’t directed at me, then I observe until there may be a need for me to jump in and de-escalate.

I’m much more inclined toward peace than fighting.

Unexpected travel plans

Is your life today what you pictured a year ago?

Well, if you had asked me a year ago if I was going to be traveling this year, I’d have said “no”.

So far this year I’ve been to Colorado three different times, driving each time, but now I’m on my way to Georgia for a friends wedding! I wasn’t expecting to have been invited, because they were going to keep it a small and intimate deal. I was definitely surprised to get an invite a few months back, and now I’m on an adventure! I get to meet some online friends in person for the first time, so I’m super excited for this trip to be happening.

Beating 100 people in row

There is a line of 100 people. If you beat them all one-by-one at one thing, you get a big fat cheque. What challenge would you choose?

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I don’t know that I’m confident enough to pick something that would guarantee I win 100 times in a row. However, since it sounds like there is no cost to enter whatever this contest is, I don’t think I’d really care enough about picking something like that, unless the payout is truly exorbitant.

So, keeping in mind the stakes like that, I think it would have to be video game related. Maybe a game from the Battle Royale genre, like Fortnite or PUBG. Not sure how well this would work out, but it would be fun.

Maybe we could do highest placement rather than just flat out winning. As long as I placed high enough each time, it wouldn’t matter if I won the round of the game, because winning the match against the person would be what counted. If this were the case, then I’d say I have a solid chance. I’m decent enough at Fortnite these days, and I have a rough understanding of the general tactics employed by more skilled players, so I have a better chance in that regard.

Let’s run with that. Fortnite, with highest placement in each match up against 100 people, one at a time. Seems fair to me!

A silly recurring problem

What is a recurring problem in your life?

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It really is just a silly thing. My roommates have a toddler, so we have the living room TV running kids shows on YouTube round the clock.

Hearing the same things on repeat for days on end in a common area reminds me of when I lived with my brother and his wife, and we had my nephew’s favorite movie on repeat (he loved The Lorax). After a while, we had the whole movie memorized and the songs stuck in our heads. Now, it’s happening again with shows like Yo Gabba Gabba! and Cocomelon.

I can only hide from it so much.

Acting IN character to feel out of character

What is an out of character thing you have done?

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Honestly, when I read this prompt, I’m taking it to mean something along the lines of acting out of the norm in your day-to-day life. Like, you made a choice to do or say something that doesn’t make sense for who you really are.

That being said, I don’t recall any times like that!

I do recall, however, several times where I’ve had to act “out of character” because I was playing a game involving improv. Specifically, Dungeons & Dragons, because for some reason I decided to play a goblin artificer character and one of my buddy’s ended up playing my goblin brother. I’m not shy or averse to doing voices, and I think I do a rather okay imitation of a goblin from the game Warcraft 3, so the two of us did our best goblin voices anytime we felt the need to act IN character which itself was something that felt out of character for me!

So, I didn’t do the goblin voice acting often, and sadly that particular campaign made it maybe two or three sessions before the DM decided they had other priorities and gave up (and this was the third time they had done this to us, so we stopped letting them run campaigns, which further led to us never speaking to him again, but for several reasons beyond just the game).

Acting is a tough gig, and voice acting is nothing to sneeze at, either.

When you feel like you miss highschool

What do you miss and don’t miss about highschool?

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For the things I miss, I can sum it up pretty succinctly with “life was simpler” back in highschool. There was a set schedule, I got to spend time with friends, and I didn’t have to worry about bills (or other major adult responsibilities).

What I don’t miss: the drama, the emotional rollercoaster and uncertainty with relationships, and homework. I REALLY don’t miss homework, and yet I look back on it all now and think about how easy it really was compared to the things I have to deal with as an adult. Yes, homework was boring, but oftentimes so is the work that goes into just living and doing your job as an adult. Research and education for yourself so you can do your job isn’t much different.

Adulting sucks, but there are perks that you can’t get in highschool. So, I don’t miss highschool all that much, given all the things I can do nowadays.

Ice cream in a cup

What is the best vehicle for ice cream: cone, cup, or popsicle? The other two will no longer be offered in this world.

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Sorry, everyone, but unfortunately I’m in the bowl camp. Which means my vote is going towards the “cup” as the best vehicle for ice cream.

Cones get too messy, are never consistent in their flavor or quality, and most people don’t eat them anyway (from what I’ve seen, anyways). And popsicles? Those can be just as messy and disastrous.

So, in my humble opinion, cups all the way.