Storytime: Calvin and the black (cat) market part two

Yesterday got away from me and I ended the moment in a what I felt was a weird spot that didn’t make sense with the title. So, here is a short part two!

The sound of the Admiral’s boots clicking against the steel floor of the hallway were receding as the lights of the teleporter platform dimmed back to normal levels, and Calvin was still collecting his thoughts.

We spent all that time and effort collecting strange golden mice, that I was told was a rare delicacy, for cats… Calvin sank to his knees, reliving the previous 48 hours trapping an exotic animal on a backwater planet and his hands began to twitch, a psychosomatic after affect of having his hands regrown over a dozen times by the ship’s doctor. The snap of a pen against a clipboard made him flinch and grab his hands as if he had just failed to properly set another trap to try and catch thousands of Mirage Mice in a strange alien jungle. Therese cleared her throat to get his attention. “Calvin,” she tried to speak up and give him his next assignment, but being brought back out of the horrified trance, back to the present, made Calvin leap up and chase after Admiral Slodpolk.

It only took a few seconds for Calvin to run through the hallway, his heavy footfalls on steel echoing along, before he caught up to the Admiral. “You said they were an exotic delicacy, the likes of which, when provided to the RIGHT buyer, would yield something EXCELLENT for the SHIP!” Calvin was fuming.

The Admiral stopped and looked the young man up and down, assessing his intern. “Why yes, my boy, and as I recall, you were all to eager to volunteer!”

“I was EAGER to volunteer because after my first month of interning, of negotiating with various angry factions, that we would have a simpler job!”

“And it was a rather simple job, was it not? Besides, you did fine work, and the job went well enough that we may have made a solid friendship with the Void Cats. As I stated before, they developed a special technique for dry-cleaning, and it’s especially useful for old military hats like mine!” He said, brimming with excitement over the retrieval of the hat now adorning his head and what he thought it might symbolize.

Calvin’s eyes slowly drifted up from the old man’s face to look at the hat before snapping back to lock eyes again. “YOUR HAT?! I LOST MY HANDS FOR YOUR HAT?!”

“Well, of course. My hat is special. Do you see the golden braids around it? The Sol Interstellar Military had discovered years ago that Mirage Mice fur was an exquisite material for clothing, but at the time they couldn’t produce enough to make anything more meaningful in size. Their fur offers a special quality that I’m technically not at liberty to discuss as it is classified, which is part of why we had such a short window to collect. The Milky Way Trade Regime took that classified status as a means to deem the planet ‘off-limits’ to protect the Mirage Mice, and the Void Cats needed to get their paws on a large quantity to try domesticating them as a food source.” The Admiral puffed up a bit and beamed with pride. “The black market smuggling industry is very fast paced, so I’m glad we were able to assist them in time. Fingers crossed they call on us again soon, as my coat is looking about due for a cleaning.” He said before spinning on his heels to keep strutting towards his office, leaving Calvin to stand like an angry, vibrating statue in the middle of the long gray corridor.

Storytime: Calvin and the black (cat) market

Start your story with a character being led somewhere by a black cat.

prompt courtesy of Reedsy

The reflection of the hallways artificial lighting, normally cast upon the pristine finished steel flooring and walls leading to the Admiral’s office, was eerily disrupted by the black cat that Calvin was following to the teleporter room nearby. It padded along silently, a bizarre sheen flitting across its fur every time they passed a light, combined with the near void-like coloring, made it seem like he was following a shimmering hole in space with a tail casually whipping back and forth. Only moments before, Calvin had asked Admiral Slodpolk what the assignment was, but all the crazy old man said was “Follow the cat and bring back it’s goods.”

They arrived in front of the teleporter room, and the cat, now facing Calvin, looked up at him expectantly with brilliant emerald eyes that almost seemed to float in nothingness. Calvin sighed but opened the door. He followed the cat into the room and instructed the computer to beam them down to the planet’s surface. The cat leaped up on Calvin’s shoulder and let out an aggressive, but not angry, meow that caused Calvin to jump back from the console. The void-like cat, now perched on his shoulder, dug in it’s claws to help maintain balance, and then meowed again, this time a little more politely, and the computer lit up with new coordinates that appeared to be a mile below the planets surface. Calvin was wincing in pain for a second before his jaw dropped. The cat gave a slight purr and gently bumped the side of Calvin’s head before jumping off his shoulder to pad over to the teleporter platform. Calvin instinctively rubbed his shoulder where the claws no doubt left some marks in his skin beneath his uniform, all while staring at the computer console.

Another meow caught his attention and caused Calvin to sputter a moment as he realized the computer was waiting for a second entity to join the cat on the platform. He walked over but stopped short of stepping on the platform, looking down at the cat that was watching him. He could have sworn it was smiling at him for some reason. It meowed aggressively again, and Calvin took that as indication he should probably stop hesitating and just get on with it.

The platform lit up as Calvin got in position. He opened his mouth and was about to address the teleporter console when, in a sort of pleasant chirping sound, the cat apparently issued the command to begin transmission. In an instant they were in a dimly lit cave deep beneath the planets surface. Calvin blinked his eyes several times, trying to adjust to flicker torches that lined the walls, and stifled a coughing fit from the dust he was waving out of his face. This cat is sophisticated enough to somehow communicate with our technology, and yet they’re using fire to light up a cave? Calvin thought to himself.

The cat nuzzled against his leg to get his attention before it walked over to a spot in a nearby wall between two torches. Calvin followed along, still confused as to the circumstance he was in by following this cat that almost blended into the very shadows of the cave. It scratched a few times at the wall, and then waited. Calvin picked at his collar, the heat of the cave now apparent to him in his stifling pseudo-military uniform that the Admiral made all crew members wear aboard his ship, was starting to make him sweat. He started fidgeting and looking around at the shifting shadows caused by the torches and realized they were in a very long tunnel. A few moments passed, and an almost child-like voice spoke up from somewhere near his feet. “Don’t worry, I’ll have you back to your ship and it’s precious climate control in a few minutes.” Calvin stumbled back and looked around for where the voice came from. “Holy shit! Who’s there?!”

“Calm down, calm down, it’s just me.” The void-like cat had started speaking, and Calvin started to fan himself in the heat.

“I must be hallucinating. This is probably another of the Admiral’s prank like tests.” Calvin thought he was losing it.

“No you dummy, I’m just forbidden to speak in other languages when off-planet. Our kind have a reputation to uphold.” The cat spoke again, and then before Calvin could ask it anything the cave wall began to shake and slide back. A seemingly normal light source, relative to Calvin’s usual situation aboard The Last Opportunity, issued from a slit in the wall. As the wall continued to slide open with a grinding sound, the cat slid through as soon as there was room. A rush of cooler air escaped and washed over Calvin, his shoulders sagged a little with the relief it brought. He hurried to get himself inside, determined to be in a more comfortable and air-conditioned area. As soon as Calvin was in, the opening began to close behind him, and he realized he was in a much more sophisticated space that was all white. The cat would have stood out in this space but was nowhere to be seen, and Calvin slowly walked through, looking around at tables, chairs, desks, and large, clear plastic cases. It dawned on him that he was in a lab of some sort. The cat leaped up on a desk at the far end of the lab-like space, Calvin finally seeing the hundreds of stations lined up from one end to the other. It took him a minute to cross, but he could hear the cat scratching at something on the desk, the sound of its claws scraping across the surface echoing through the lab.

When Calvin finally stood over the cat on the desk it stopped clawing at a small case and looked up at him. “Here.” is all it said. A button was blinking on the case while a strange cross-hatched pattern faded on a pad next to it. Calvin, more than a little perplexed, slowly reached out to press the button. The cat jumped off the desk and casually padded off to somewhere else in the lab, calling back to Calvin as it went “Tell your Admiral thank you for the food.” The case opened with a pressurized hiss, and some sort of white smoke wafted out with a fresh scent. Calvin waved it away and reached inside to pull out the Admiral’s hat. “Hey wait a second….” was the last thing Calvin got out before he was unceremoniously beamed back up to the ship, where the Admiral was waiting for him in the teleporter room. The Admiral snatched the hat out of Calvin’s hands and popped it onto his hands. “Ah, much better! Those cats are great at dry-cleaning hats.”

Calvin sputtered, still standing on the teleporter platform, and watched as the Admiral strutted out of the room. “You mean we smuggled all that food for cats?”

One of the age old questions: Dogs or cats?

Dogs or cats?

I probably like cats more than dogs, as I primarily grew up with them, but I do like dogs as well.

The first cat I remember my family having was a female cat named Milo (I make the distinction because last year my Dad got a male puppy he named Milo) when I was growing up in Colorado. She was an indoor/outdoor cat, sweet and very independent. At some point we took in a kitten that was part of a litter that a friend’s mom had rescued. We named him Otis (as in The Adventures of Milo & Otis) but unfortunately he didn’t seem too bright. Where Milo had been with us for several years and was smart enough to always come back safely when she was let outside, Otis wasn’t with us very long as he never came back one day. We never learned what became of him.

Within the few years after my Mom passed away, my family had gotten two dogs, starting with the German Short Haired Pointer we named Greta (and my poor Grandma couldn’t get her name right, always calling her Gretchen). Then there was Sophie, who was very much another Otis. Very sweet, but not too bright.

Then there are the many dogs my Stepmom had rescued, and all the farm cats we had when we moved to South Dakota that became partly domesticated. All were named, but combined there were probably more than 30 over the years, and I don’t remember the majority of them (especially since we’ve had so many horses on top of all of that!)

I was originally going to keep this post short, but I couldn’t immediately decide one way or the other. I was then hoping that by the end of writing it I might reach a conclusive answer, but unfortunately I can’t pick one or the other. So, it’s both.

Time for a journey home

I don’t feel like writing an answer for today’s writing prompt, and some of you may have noticed that some of my posts throughout the week have been shorter. That’s because I’ve been traveling for the last seven days.

My travel partners (Dad and sister) and I made a trip to Colorado to visit family, and along the way we stopped at a few places and also took a lot of pictures.

One of the first places we took a teensy detour for was The Klown Museum. My Dad was not excited about that, because it’s honestly got that creepy vibe to it (sorry, Klown Museum.) He was hoping to avoid it, but he opened his mouth and just stream of thought mentioned it, which reminded my sister who got SO excited she began giggling and clapping her hands. She knew it made my Dad a little uncomfortable and since she was driving she got to make the call to drive by to get pics. We also stopped to look at this old barn with some crows or ravens on top.

F.E. Warren Air Force Base in Cheyenne, Wyoming was incredible. So much history in those old buildings, and so many antelope! The place is practically a nature preserve for them. We also saw some pelicans on these little (I assume) artificial lakes/ponds. Naturally I tried to get some pictures. There was a coffee shop on base that my Dad and sister liked to go to, and unfortunately I was working remote this whole week so I didn’t go with them, but my sister sent me a pic of their specials board (I got the Heart Container, and it was pretty damn good!)

We stayed in Wrangler Bunkhouse for the weekend, and I made sure to get some pics of the inside.

After our brief stay on base (with a couple trips into Cheyenne proper for dinner/lunch and small necessities) we moved on to Colorado for a week with my step grandfather and his little zoo of domestic and wild animals. His dog, Chester is such a sweet boy and loved playing fetch with his tennis balls. His roommate’s cat, Baby didn’t like new people and hid from me all week (until maybe 30 minutes ago from writing this post when she warmed up to me and wanted my attention for some food.) The wild animals are a couple of outdoors cats that the neighborhood kind of collectively takes care of, as well as a squirrel that was a bit too brave and almost made it into the house a couple times (we learned that the roommate had been feeding it some mixed nuts, so of course it was comfortable with people.)

Anyways, here are a bunch of the pictures I took along the way. Happy Saturday everyone!