Waynes world but vampires

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Party Time! Excellent!

“Ha, alright, welcome back to Wayne’s World! Today on the show we have someone who claims they have a way to drink blood WITHOUT turning people into ghouls!”

“Haha, what is it, magical leprechaun farts? Nooo thaaanks.”

Then they bite their guest. Excellent!