Fancy dog with a top hat and monocle

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

The couple stopped to let the dog pass by.

“There goes that fancy top hat wearing golden retriever again…” one said absentmindedly to the other.

Frustrated, their partner watched the fancy mustachioed mutt quizzically.

“Does it not bother you? How on Earth does it keep the monocle on its eye?!”

The backstory of HyperHex (Twitch Emote)

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user Lirolurks.

In the summer of 2020, the world of gaming got a new BR.

For a period it reigned supreme, garnering everyone’s attention.

It was a spectacle. It’s release an event worthy of new Twitch Emotes.

HyperHex IS an emote…

For a game that WAS…

In a world that goes BRRR.

A magical hat that conjures chicken nuggets

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Squish. I stepped in another one…

Looking at her child on the couch, she couldn’t figure it out.

Where is he getting these from?! We didn’t get any last time!

As she looked away, the child reached into the magic hat on his head and pulled out another chicken nugget.

Peep Jerky

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

The children danced with excitement around the kitchen.

Gleefully, they cheered in unison “We did it!”

“What did you do now?” A stern but curious voice shouted back from the living room.

Giggling, they went to present their creation. “Look! Peep jerky!”

“I wish you would stop dehydrating weird shit.”

A crocheting rabbit that fights crime

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“Alright, from the top. In detail.” The officer started the recorder.

“It was dark, we had just gotten out with the money…”

“Go on…”

“We started hearing this clicking sound. It was almost…buzzing.”

“Okay…”

“Next thing we knew, that vigilante rabbit Cottontail had trapped us with a freshly crocheted net.”

A time traveler from the 1800’s discovering video games

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“What’s the last thing you recall?”
“We were traveling west along The Trail.”

‘The Trail?’ the scientist thought.

“You mean the Oregon Trail? Like the video game?” the assistant called out.

“A what?” the traveler asked, confused.

The assistant then enthusiastically shoved a portable game device into the traveler’s hands.

Pirates who like root beer floats Part Three

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As the parley came to a close, all the pirates let out a satisfied sigh.

Except one.

“Mom! I want another!”

The ‘captain’ let out an exasperated sigh.

“You can later, now go finish playing!

“Okay…” and the little pirate girl ran to jump in the bouncy ship with friends.

Elves who are secretly vampires

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It was a cloudless night.

Ghost-like, they shimmered and sparkled among the trees as their pale skin lit up where the light of the full moon reached through the leaves.

After dancing and mesmerizing their prey, they pounced, aiming for the throat.

The elves quenched their thirst with human blood.

Pirates who like root beer floats

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

The captain had heard the rumors of the ship flying a skull and crossed spoons.

Hands shaking, he lowered his spyglass and spoke, “Prepare for a parley.”

The first mate barked to ready their weapons.

“No weapons!”

Everyone stopped.

“The only ‘weapons’ that may save us are root beer floats…”