This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

The couple stopped to let the dog pass by.

“There goes that fancy top hat wearing golden retriever again…” one said absentmindedly to the other.

Frustrated, their partner watched the fancy mustachioed mutt quizzically.

“Does it not bother you? How on Earth does it keep the monocle on its eye?!”