An excerpt from the holy scriptures of the Yam and Ladder

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user Magifist.

In harmony, the Yam & the Ladder are our salvation.

In discord, they are our undoing.

Praise be to the Yam, for without its starchy nourishment, we are without energy.

Praise be to the Ladder, for it is our Way to rise up out of empty solitude.

Eat, and climb.

Lsinda stubs his toe

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user Enderrues. She also wanted me to make sure I included the angry face from her original request, but some symbols don’t play nice in the titles. So here, extra angry faces. >:[ >:[ >:[

Our good friend Lsinda claims he isn’t sassy, regardless of how many times we tell him.

He likes to act cheeky, in his British way, and somewhat divaesque . He’s snippy and snappy, but always in good fun.

He’ll get a bit riled up, and then he’ll stub his toe. >:[

arboriUwU

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

Pride and shame live together in the mind of Dragon.

He could mimic an uwu from a game. So much so that the community demanded an emote be made.

Their desire was so strong it was earned and created in a matter of minutes. This is the origins of arboriUwU.

A haiku because I felt like it

It doesn’t happen too often, the feeling comes and goes, but some days are harder than others. And that’s okay. Everyday can’t be perfect. Sometimes, though, when I do feel like I’m falling to pieces it’s just tiny pieces a few at a time. Not enough to make me stop or leave me feeling completely broken or lost, but just long enough to take a breath, pick those pieces up again, and keep going.

I keep moving forward. One day, one step, one piece at a time.

I leave you with a haiku, because for some reason I felt like writing one.

“A daily routine,

Casually picking up

The bits and pieces.”

A story about how no one is allowed to hurt Huginn in any way

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

Everyone in chat would laugh and play.

They’d talk about eating Houginn with Sweet Baby Ray’s.

Except for darthzelduh, who they teased, because she loved that sweet, giant bird merchant more than anything. He was her adorable friend. She wouldn’t allow anyone to hurt him, ever, and so forbade it.

Picture provided by LiroLurks

Fancy dog with a top hat and monocle

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

The couple stopped to let the dog pass by.

“There goes that fancy top hat wearing golden retriever again…” one said absentmindedly to the other.

Frustrated, their partner watched the fancy mustachioed mutt quizzically.

“Does it not bother you? How on Earth does it keep the monocle on its eye?!”

The backstory of HyperHex (Twitch Emote)

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user Lirolurks.

In the summer of 2020, the world of gaming got a new BR.

For a period it reigned supreme, garnering everyone’s attention.

It was a spectacle. It’s release an event worthy of new Twitch Emotes.

HyperHex IS an emote…

For a game that WAS…

In a world that goes BRRR.

A magical hat that conjures chicken nuggets

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

Squish. I stepped in another one…

Looking at her child on the couch, she couldn’t figure it out.

Where is he getting these from?! We didn’t get any last time!

As she looked away, the child reached into the magic hat on his head and pulled out another chicken nugget.

Peep Jerky

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

The children danced with excitement around the kitchen.

Gleefully, they cheered in unison “We did it!”

“What did you do now?” A stern but curious voice shouted back from the living room.

Giggling, they went to present their creation. “Look! Peep jerky!”

“I wish you would stop dehydrating weird shit.”

A crocheting rabbit that fights crime

This post is a 50-word writing challenge that was requested of me from my stream as a Channel Point Reward redemption, courtesy of Twitch user darthzelduh.

“Alright, from the top. In detail.” The officer started the recorder.

“It was dark, we had just gotten out with the money…”

“Go on…”

“We started hearing this clicking sound. It was almost…buzzing.”

“Okay…”

“Next thing we knew, that vigilante rabbit Cottontail had trapped us with a freshly crocheted net.”